women they don't like to express
their gender is a secret, I digress
I write the songs, cause they're both chicks I guess
now women, I mean you, Merry and Pips
I hope there's nothing swingin down by your hips
I guessed my answer from all of your parody tips

o-ooo-oo--well well
doo doo do doo doo
oooooo oo oo oo oo
well well

women, I'll never understand
why can't you deal with me like a man?
or I'm a fool, again and again and again
women, what is in your heart?
have you been foolin me right from the start?
after all, I only write songs for tarts (except Roycie of course)

women, will you ever explain?
how can I write your songs if you cause me pain?
I'd have to kill myself again and again and again

what are you?
now and forever?
what are you?
now and forever