Song Parodies -> "Wookie"

Original Song Title:

"Woman"

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Original Performer:

"Wookie"

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The Lyrics

In a parody far, far away......

Wookie,
You're always underdressed;
Your teeth are jagged and your hair's a mess!
Have you balls? Could be anybody's guess!

And Wookie,
When you try to express
Your inner feelings, you grunt and fress--
But at the helm of a fighter you impress!

Chew-oo-oo-oo—
Bacca,
Wookity-woo-woo!

Chew-oo-oo-oo—
Bacca,
Wookity-woo-woo!

Wookie,
How can you understand
Those Jedi guys like Luke or Han?
English grammar would challenge any man!

And Wookie,
You've been there from the start;
Although the script, well, it blows like bad farts!
And thank God, it's divided in six parts!

Chew-oo-oo-oo—
Bacca,
Wookity-woo-woo!

Chew-oo-oo-oo—
Bacca,
Wookity-woo-woo!
Well--

Wookie,
I've got to explain:
Those Star Wars fans can be an assfull of pain!
DVD rentals are better than hangin' with them!

I love Chew-
Bacca!
Star Wars forever!
I love Chew-
Bacca!
Star Wars forever!

©Bob Gomez 2005

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Phil Alexander - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

:-D

Rick C - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

What a hoot! 555

Steven Cavanagh - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Nice, it was. But much to learn you also still have. Two 'e's you must use in Wookiee.

Dee Range - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment

555. Loved it Bob

Kristof Robertson - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

"Wookity-woo-woo"...LOL!! 555

Johnny D - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

What Kristof Robertson-Kenobi said!

Bob Gomez - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks to all and especially to Steven for the correction. Glad you enjoyed it!

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody left me wishing for two things. One: That I had the idea myself. Two: That the OS was longer.

Meriadoc - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmmmm...and I thought this was going to be about a town in Somerset... :-O

Bob Gomez - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment

Peter A: please add another verse or two if you feel like it. I've done it a few times with other people's parodies, and they didn't seem to mind...or at least they didn't tell me so....
Dear Merry: Please explain your comment. Remember, I'm from California, and my knowledge of Somerset is limited to what I've read of Maugham. d;:^)

Meriadoc - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

There is a little village in Somerset, in running distance from Bristol, called Wookie. My significant-other-in-law grew up there...

Bob Gomez - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks and happy anniversary, whenever that may be.

Bob Asher - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

And I thought you were in a slump... HA!

Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Boy, you said a mouthful, Chewie.

pickle - June 05, 2005 - Report this comment

I always assumed the Wookiee was named for Wookey Hole in Somerset too.

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