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Song Parodies -> "Mystery Science Theater 4000"
Original Song Title:
"Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Original Performer:
Joel Hodgson
Parody Song Title:
"Mystery Science Theater 4000"
Parody Written by:
mmcm312
The Lyrics
It's about Collin and the Robots
In the not too distant future,
Next Saturday AD
There was a guy named Collin,
Not too different from you or me
He worked at a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way
He did his job with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him,
So they shot him into space! (GET ME DOWN!)
"We'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we can find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Collin can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot (Show yourself)
Cindy (I'm not ready)
John Servo (Hi-ho-there)
Jooooe! (That's one O)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a parody,
I should really just relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 4000!
Next Saturday AD
There was a guy named Collin,
Not too different from you or me
He worked at a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way
He did his job with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him,
So they shot him into space! (GET ME DOWN!)
"We'll send him cheesy movies,
"The worst we can find (la-la-la)
"He'll have to sit and watch them all,
"And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la)
Now keep in mind Collin can't control,
Where the movies begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts,
To make his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot (Show yourself)
Cindy (I'm not ready)
John Servo (Hi-ho-there)
Jooooe! (That's one O)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts (la-la-la)
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a parody,
I should really just relax".
For... MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 4000!
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