Loctite, Elmer's white, where are you?
I've got some broken things that I need to glue
I need epoxy now, both parts one and two

Knick-knack, has a crack, it fell on the ground
My stupid cat keeps on pushing things down
I'm all out of glue now, I'll be runnin' into town

I'm sniffing fumes every night and day
Sure don't mean to, but it makes me feel okay

I hate myself for huffing glue
Can't say I knew what I got into
I know it's killing a brain cell or two
That's why I hate myself for huffing glue

Clamp tight, overnight, 'cause this glue
It doesn't set up for an hour or two
But when it dries, this knick-knack will be good as new

Hey, cat, don't knock that old vase down
I ought to glue all of your paws to the ground
I might just search the internet to find a no-kill pound

I never knew it would feel this way
This eau de glue really takes my breath away

I hate myself for huffing glue
Add to list of things I never knew
I cannot walk 'cause the room is askew
That's why I hate myself for huffing glue

I hate myself for huffing glue
Can't believe what I've gotten into
I want to talk but my brain's turned to goo
That's why I hate myself for huffing glue

I stink of glue every night and day
It all began with a broken Fabergé

I hate myself for huffing glue
Can't foresee that I'll ever be through
I've tried some paint and some nail polish too
That's why I hate myself for huffing glue
I hate myself for huffing glue
I hate myself for huffing glue