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Song Parodies -> "We Hate Traitor Don"
Original Song Title:
"I Love Rock'n'Roll"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"We Hate Traitor Don"
Parody Written by:
JettPack Dude
The Lyrics
2020 has been a terrible year. Covid-19 has engulfed the entire planet Earth putting several activities to a standstill. If the USA had a real President at all, the President would've announced live from the White house on TV the TRUTH of the situation and give us a plea to keep calm, keep cool and USE OUR HEADS. Any President - Democrat, Republican, Independent, whatever would've addressed this situation in a mature manner. But we're dealing with Donald Trump here. First he denied it totally, saying it was a 'hoax'. Now with over 200000 Americans dead from CoVid-19 he says that is 'acceptable' and he even admits he KNEW all along the seriousness of the disease but did nothing. First he howls and screeches he wants all the churches and schools 'opened up' and 'filled up' NOW regardless of the need for 'social distancing'. then he tweets his followers to 'LIBERATE!' state capitals, riling up the extremist militia shit. Later the George Floyd demonstrations and riots erupt in several cities, including Washington, DC and Dictator Don only stirs up more strife with his bullying hate talk. And when demonstrators knock down security barriers around the White House, Treasontrump retreats to a bunker because he's SCARED. He's not so tough after all - he's a coward, a ninny, a sissy, a spanky boy and a milksop. Narcisstic, megalomaniacal, immature and unmanly.
I saw him standing at the church looking obscene
We know his mental age is just seventeen
The protests going strong
Everything he does is wrong
And we could tell it wouldn't be long till he was in his, bunker!
And we could tell it wouldn't be long till he was in his, bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
He sends his thugs to the cities, stirring strife
Oversteps his boundaries, no regard for life
They said, "We don't want you here
Cause all you want is fear"
And they told him to shut up, go back to your bunker!
They told him to shut up, go back to your bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
We see he is not a god
Just a juvenile clod!
When we demonstrate he hides in his bunker!
And he's a ninny sissy boy who hides down inside his bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
We hate Diaper Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Diaper Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Traitor Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Don the Con
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Don the Con
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Quisling Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Quisling Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We know his mental age is just seventeen
The protests going strong
Everything he does is wrong
And we could tell it wouldn't be long till he was in his, bunker!
And we could tell it wouldn't be long till he was in his, bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
He sends his thugs to the cities, stirring strife
Oversteps his boundaries, no regard for life
They said, "We don't want you here
Cause all you want is fear"
And they told him to shut up, go back to your bunker!
They told him to shut up, go back to your bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
We see he is not a god
Just a juvenile clod!
When we demonstrate he hides in his bunker!
And he's a ninny sissy boy who hides down inside his bunker!
We sing, 'We hate Traitor Don!'
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
Ow!
We hate Diaper Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Diaper Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Traitor Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Traitor Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Don the Con
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Don the Con
Better take his daughter and exit now!
We hate Quisling Don
He'd better get his butt on a flight to Moscow
We hate Quisling Don
Better take his daughter and exit now!
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You're the only leftard today who'd even allow a comment, since the others were too afraid their detractors' comments would rightly beat them over their empty heads for their projection of their own racism and fascism onto others, their violently eliminationist rhetoric (which used to be banned around here), and their flamingly blatant hypocrisy. Congratulations for being least KKKowardly of all the KKKommunist KKKunts here today, KKKommieKKKrat!
I don't understand why authors don't allow comments. Isn't the purpose of writing something controversial to arouse controversy? I like to know that someone is actually reading something I wrote and it affected him enough to get him to write back. To borrow from Simon & Garfunkle, we are all writing songs that voices never share. But don't you want to know that at least their eyes gazed upon them?
Patrick, they know the site has been infested by Supremacyst/Nazi trolls and don't care to read their rabid reactionary racist rants, which are worthless as anything resembling constructive criticism.
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To all you Trumplovers like 'You Lose, Treasonous Totalitarian Terrorist Thugs! ' and such, your use of the terms like 'leftard' only betrays your immaturity, hatred, and total lack of character. And your use of projection is only a reflection of YOURSELVES. How can you even STAND yourselves like this, let alone blindly following an uncouth sociopathic Caligula who has no morals, no principals, no class whatsoever? I guess the truth hurts, doesn't it? I served in the military to defend the Constitution against these treasonous bullies like trumputin, HAVE YOU? BTW, since fall is here shouldn't you getting ready to take your sister to your 3rd year HS senior homecoming dance in a gym? And remember too - for the 3rd time next spring you get to 'Take Mom to the Prom' as well. KMA, MFs!
Also death to TRUMP!
When you say "better take his daughter"... Not in the biblical sense, I hope? :-)
Phil Alexander "better take his daughter". Donnie's daughter Ivanka is his actual WIFE. He's incestuous, sick and repulsive. That's what I mean.
Ochinchin daisuki!
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