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Song Parodies -> "I Dress Myself In Underoos"
Original Song Title:
"I Hate Myself For Loving You"
Original Performer:
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Parody Song Title:
"I Dress Myself In Underoos"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Tight(y) whites, gettin' too tight for my jewels
Make me walk funny when I'm struttin' to school
Don't want no Hanes I won't wear Fruit Of The Loom
Chicks don't want a guy boring in skivvies
They want excitement from his BVDs
I'm not a big show off, I'm just trying hard to please
If you like briefs and you love to play
I'll put on my superhero lingerie
I dress myself in Underoos
Batman, Shazam which ones should I choose?
Check out my shorts, hope you enjoy the view because
I dress myself in Underoos
Tarzan, Superman, I'm the dude!
It's not a Hazzard when I'm wearing the Dukes
I'll wear Wonder Woman if it puts you in the mood
He-Man, wow these fur shorts are tight
I've got the power you're in awe of my might
Got two straps for a shirt and I'm protecting all that's right
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
You'll be amazed by my super way cool drawers
I dress myself in Underoos
Take my trousers off you'll find Scooby Doo
Won't go commando it gives me the blues, that's why
I dress myself in Underoos
I wear a new hero every day
I play the part, don't care what the haters say
I dress myself in Underoos
Batgirl, Barbie, which ones should I choose?
When I get dressed, I am always amused, because
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
Just keep taunting don't have to approve
No rhyme or reason don't need an excuse, because
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself…I dress myself in Underoos
Make me walk funny when I'm struttin' to school
Don't want no Hanes I won't wear Fruit Of The Loom
Chicks don't want a guy boring in skivvies
They want excitement from his BVDs
I'm not a big show off, I'm just trying hard to please
If you like briefs and you love to play
I'll put on my superhero lingerie
I dress myself in Underoos
Batman, Shazam which ones should I choose?
Check out my shorts, hope you enjoy the view because
I dress myself in Underoos
Tarzan, Superman, I'm the dude!
It's not a Hazzard when I'm wearing the Dukes
I'll wear Wonder Woman if it puts you in the mood
He-Man, wow these fur shorts are tight
I've got the power you're in awe of my might
Got two straps for a shirt and I'm protecting all that's right
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
You'll be amazed by my super way cool drawers
I dress myself in Underoos
Take my trousers off you'll find Scooby Doo
Won't go commando it gives me the blues, that's why
I dress myself in Underoos
I wear a new hero every day
I play the part, don't care what the haters say
I dress myself in Underoos
Batgirl, Barbie, which ones should I choose?
When I get dressed, I am always amused, because
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
Just keep taunting don't have to approve
No rhyme or reason don't need an excuse, because
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself in Underoos
I dress myself…I dress myself in Underoos
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I remember Underoos... That commercial scares and torments me to this very day with kids so proud of their underpants that they'll start singing and dancing while wearing them... Ick! Terrifying memories due to Cracked.com. This parody was a much better experience than stumbling across that commercial.
You just described me...so proud of my underpants that I start singing and dancing while wearing them! The video can be seen at... ;-)
Giving the underoo its due is true...genius! ;D
How about wearing a 5?
Lord Jeffry, ~Duke 0 Shock und Awe~ I love this . . . I think you know that . . . keep on aPrancin' & aDancin' in your underRoos, Sir !
ahhhhh . . . Now we know what is ' under that Apron ', SirJeffry . . . .
Fond memory: . . . my Xhubby leaping in his ~PJ's~ in the hallway over the piles oLaundry . . . only to bring me my Peets & Peanut-Buttered Rye Toast . . . . soooo sweet . . . so delightful !
Jeff...I love you. I hate your underoos...but I love you. =) Thanks for the e-nudge to come check this out...I needed a giggle today!
The title alone had me cracking up, but your typical execution made this one fantastic Jeff--this one is great--and stands up well amongst your collection of fantastic pieces.
Gotta love those Underoos! My ex boyfriend never outgrew them at all. Enjoys them Superhero briefs! Those great ones for boys are Spongebob, Cars, Yugioh, Spiderman, and for the girls; Barbies and Disney Princess series. There's some 5's...under where? LOL!
Very good title and parody, particularly the first 2 lines.
Great song, and fantastic parody!! Laughed through the whole thing. "A NEW Reubin Classic"
Here is 3 5's to tuck into your Underoos. LOL! ;-D Great Job!! 555
SOTM: Excellent work! I love the original song and this was a great idea that was executed nicely!
SOTM - Another classic for this month. Voting's gonna be tough!!!
Very funny Jeff, I liked it--certainly not a typical or predictable topic, pacing and rhyming where very good--especially in the recording.
Didn't you do well in SOTM once with a parody about going commando? If so I gotta wonder, are there two of you? And if so I gotta wonder on that; who's the evil twin and who's the good Jeff?
(SOTM) Grown man proud of prancing around in children's underwear. Huh. Didn't expect that one from the title (never heard of underoos before this, so I thought this was gonna be about a man in a makeshift suit made out of standard brief-style underpants while calling them a weird name...my brain goes weird places). Fantastic if somewhat creepy stuff here, 555!
Lord JefFry, I wonder just how our ~UnderRoo~ writers (Awesome Aussies) feel about this one . . .
Same as above...love the OS and you did an excellent job with this one!
(AofA) Huge fan of the original, and now of your parody of it! Awesoe job!
This made me happy in my "special place."
Ages...you didn't need to justify your choice for this round, Jeff...you're the hero on this one! haha.
(Ages) See above!
(AofA) This was just straight up fun! No ifs, ands, or buts! I thoroughly enjoyed this! 555!
Lord Jeffry, ~Duke o'Shock & Awe~, these bells still ring clear, Sir !
Best to do so every night as well.
I remember this one! But why do I get the suspicious feeling that you write about your underwear more often than I change mine? 555.
(Artistry) See above...again!
See Above...and above...still a really fun read. Well done.
(Artistry) See Above
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