I saw this king dude sneaking up to me
We said our mighty words, he started to flee
he spoke from a far
asked us who we are

Now that's a dumb question for we, yea we
I'll tell him right now just who we be

Because, We are the knights of NI
If you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we are the knights of NI
You cannot pass till you get us a shrub
NI!!!!!

Well Aurthy said he wanted to pass through
So we told him there's one thing you must do
We need a sacrifice you see
A simple shrubbery

A nice and inexpensive one, you see
And if you don't we'll be forced to say NI

Because, We are the knights of NI
If you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we are the knights of NI
You cannot pass till you get us a shrub
NI!!!!!

(Lead guitar)

We like the laurels partially
But now we don't say NI

So go and get another shrub-ber-ry
Then take this herring cut down that tree

Because, We were the knights of NI
if you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we were the knights of NI
you cannot pass till you get us a shrub

We were the knights of NI
If you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we were the knights of NI
'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop...

We were the knights of NI
If you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we were the knights of NI
'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop...

We were the knights of NI
if you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we were the knights of NI
'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop...

We were the knights of NI
if you say IT, we're dead meat, buddy
we were the knights of NI
'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky... aw man, NI!!!