So long, students
Go get 'em
Don't you worry about a thing
I wish that we could come along
We'd love to hear all about it
The bus is here, your bags are packed
The list is by the phone
Me and Missa will watch the place
And treat it like our own

Ah, a summer to ourselves!
We'll have lots of fun!
It will be over in a few short months
We don't really really care
But the good stuff's in my briefcase
I swear you wouldn't mind
Hell, I'll just unzip my briefcase (zip)
I do it all the time

The teachers on the campus
Have left us here alone
The Order of Canada
Will never believe this
We ain't got no money
We ain't fought no fight
But with teachers on the campus,
We'll learn more from them

There's students in distress out here
And we got lots of root beer
We'll free them from their classrooms
And bring them over here
We'll show them a game of "Jeopardy!"
We'll play lots of games
We'll party like it's 2010
It'll never be the same

We're teachers on the campus
There ain't no wrong or right
We're teachers on the campus
And we're going wild tonight

I'm the greatest guy to work for
Damn, it's really cool
Hey, Missa, this party's going dull,
Throw someone in the pool
Hey, let's all take our shirts off
And form a conga line
Watch out for that broken glass
Hey, Missa, we need more pop

We're teachers on the campus
There ain't no wrong or right
We're teachers on the campus
And we're raising hell tonight, HEY!

(Instrumental)

Oh, hi, there, boss, what's going on?
You say you're coming when?
I'll send Missa out to pick you up
Tomorrow night at ten
OK, everybody out of here
This party's winding down
We need someone to clean this up
We'll do the old man proud

Hi, there, boss, we waxed your car
We raked and mowed your lawn
We couldn't find enough to do
In the short time you were gone

Damn, it sure is peaceful here
You really got it all
If you ever hit the road again
Give me and Missa a call

The teachers on the campus
Have left us here alone
The Order of the British Empire
Will never hear of this
We ain't got no money
We ain't fought no fight
But with teachers on the campus
We'll learn more from them!