Driving through a state, taking a throughway
driven' my tourist right through all the soil
and I am speeding, I think I hear something
the car then limps, and I'm dripping oil

having to clean again, the radiator grill
'cause I hit something that was too slow at walk
I've gotta blame those damn expressways
'cause its gross, and it may be a dog

don't know their tactics, or why they cross in traffic
and why they don't show at the crossing signs too
this one's a doosie, yeah, it aint a beauty
why it crossed here, I haven't a clue

having to clean again, the radiator grill
'cause I hit something that was too slow at walk
I've gotta blame those damn expressways
'cause its gross, and I think its a dog

drove right down the block, and I hit a slow sloth
its in my wheel, and I cant get it off
I got cat on my fender, hit deer in rear-ender
I've murdered eight oxen, and it soon will be more

having to clean again, the radiator grill
'cause I hit something that was too slow at walk
I've gotta blame those damn expressways
'cause its gross, and I just hit dog

I've gotta blame those damn expressways
'cause its gross, and I just hit dog