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Song Parodies -> "Lug Sinks"
Original Song Title:
"Love Stinks"
(MP3)Original Performer:
J. Geils Band
Parody Song Title:
"Lug Sinks"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Lou snuffs Herb,
Who's now a stiff.
The lug really starts to smell.
Lou rents a skiff.
And out he goes
To where it's not dry
To dip the big lug--
And then to wave "bye-bye"--
Into the blue
(AKA "the drink").
One thing seems sure:
Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.
Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.
Slew, guy slew, and died, guy died.
Lug wasn't weighted, so he drifts
In on the tide.
The police are called:
In Herb's fist, balled
Up is Lou's dry
Cell phone. A score!
Lou don't go for anal cache-a-boner flings.
Jailed now, he'll bray:
"Lugs sink,
Lugs sink,
Up, up.
Love stings
Up, up!"
He's been a "guy mons";
He's been groove-chinked
When it's booty call.
Love ring--
Up, up.
Love stings,
Shtup, up.
Who's now a stiff.
The lug really starts to smell.
Lou rents a skiff.
And out he goes
To where it's not dry
To dip the big lug--
And then to wave "bye-bye"--
Into the blue
(AKA "the drink").
One thing seems sure:
Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.
Lug sinks,
Glug, glug.
Slew, guy slew, and died, guy died.
Lug wasn't weighted, so he drifts
In on the tide.
The police are called:
In Herb's fist, balled
Up is Lou's dry
Cell phone. A score!
Lou don't go for anal cache-a-boner flings.
Jailed now, he'll bray:
"Lugs sink,
Lugs sink,
Up, up.
Love stings
Up, up!"
He's been a "guy mons";
He's been groove-chinked
When it's booty call.
Love ring--
Up, up.
Love stings,
Shtup, up.
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more than a parody...its a short story
Dang! From the title I was just _sure_ this was gonna be baout the further adventures of those guys who have t' make custom kitchen deliveries instead o' gettin' money for nuthin', playin' th' git-ar on th' MTV. :-)
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