Yeah, uh! Stand up, now! Get a load of this!

There's the blonde named Elizabeth
But you can call her Betty
There's the black-haired Veronica
Call her Ronnie although
Or Ron for short

But in a love triangle, that's unfair
The two are struggling
Archie's a "boyfriend they share"

Betty and Veronica, head to head over temptation
Betty and Veronica, out of hand in their distractions
Betty and Veronica, Archie's two lovely sensations

Archie's girls

A girl next door
And a girl who's never poor
Aggravating rival teen girls
Though they're both seventeen
Fight for Archie's affections
They really didn't get too obscene

You might see them in the digests
Although they were obsessed
With Archie Andrews all the time, I guess

Betty and Veronica, head to head over temptation
Betty and Veronica, out of hand in their distractions
Betty and Veronica, Archie's two lovely sensations

They're Betty and Veronica, yes they are
They're Betty and Veronica, wait a minute

You might find out who else lives in Rivaldale
You may notice it anyway
Under legendary popular names
Mr. Weatherbee (Weatherbee)
Miss Grundy (Miss Grundy), Flutesnoot (Flutesnoot)
Chuck Clayton (Chuck Clayton)
Jughead Jones (Jughead Jones)
Cheryl Blossom (Cheryl Blossom)
Moose Mason (Moose Mason), Jughead Jones and Midge Klump

Betty and Veronica, Reggie Mantle, suck your brains out
Betty and Veronica, hit it, I said now, head to head over temptation
Betty and Veronica, they're nice to Archie
Betty and Veronica, they are cute!