Here's to you,oh Yankovic
For the weirdness sends the weird from Al
Because he knows the time is short
Let him who was understanding
Reckon the number of Weird Al
For it is a human number
Its number is really twenty-seven

I stood alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

Who did I see can I believe who I have saw
Weird Al was real and he's not fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams could be
Some portions of my warped mind going weird on me

Cuz' in my dreams it's always there the funny face that twists my mind
And brings me to weirdness

The songs have been parodied now and then
Cuz' I wanted to see was someone watching me
In the mist weird figures move and twist
They're funny well,I can't imagine their smell
27 the Number of Weird Al
Song parodies showing up,holy cow

Polkas burst for even best or worst
His accordion that Al was playin'
Just tonight his past will be looking bright
The polka raid has begun,things won't come undone
27 the Number of Weird Al
The music is making you say wow

I shall go on,it is time to stand tall
Can some cover songs become adapted?
Song parodists toward the joyous hordes
There's a 2 and 7,not eleven
27 the Number of Weird Al
27 the one that's good for now

I'm coming back hour and half
And I'll possess your weirdness and I'll make you laugh
I have the laughter,I have the jokes
I have the funny feeling,it is time to provoke