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Song Parodies -> "Stroll To The Hills"

Original Song Title:

"Run To The Hills"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Stroll To The Hills"

Parody Written by:

Phil Smith aka 007.5

The Lyrics

A salesman came, to visit me
He gave me weights of 2 K G
I toned my arms, I slimmed my thighs
When I looked in the mirror I didn't recognize

I fought fat hard, I fought fat well
Out in the gym, I gave fat hell
But when it came to lunch for me,
Once again, I ate for three

Running from chips and chocolate tastes
Dieting hard is my game
To lose 50 pounds is my end goal
Dieting hard is my game
Murder for freedom, get rid of the snack
Press ups and sit ups an pull ups attack!

Stroll to the hills
Diet for your lives
Stroll to the hills
Diet for your lives

Don't want to be seen from outer space
Stick insect is my new name
Eating the fruit and leaving the crisps
'Cause calories don't equal fame
Selling my whiskey as weight watchers told
Avoid heart attack, I want to die old

Stroll to the hills
Diet for your lives
Stroll to the hills
Diet for your lives

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