Here comes the moment
Let's Super-Size
Phrase famililiar
It’s fresh on my mind
Then I dead-pan
"Let’s make it five"
Stared in wonder
As I pro-ceed to buy
Hot apple pie
Deep fried blubber
Gotta love 'er

Rear like a van
Eat a cookie and pie
Fat is numbing
My whole left side
Look at that dough
With sug-ar thick
Deep fried blubber
Hot and greasy and quick

Doubled in size
Look at my thighs
Looking something like a bus
I’ve doubled in size
All of those fries
Hot apple pies
Eating like there’s two of us
I’ve doubled in size

Droo-oo-ool, mmm-mm-mm-mmm

Choc-o-late swirled
On a cake stacked up high
Ice cream is certain
To be in each bite
Know all the places
I find them by smell
I start to perceive
That a witch placed a spell
A deep fried spell

Doubled in size
Eating the pies
Every single one I must
To double my size
Doubled in size
Don’t think it’s wise
Every Pringles® eaten thus
I’ve doubled in size

I’m in the moment
Doc’s advice I defy
Eyes glazed on doughnuts
And fat bacon rinds
Heart is paining
Sharp like a knife
Going under
I get in one more bite

Doubled in size
Shorten my life
Can't complain or make a fuss
Had a good ride
Doubled in size
Self not denied
Every single day I’ve loved
While doub-ling in size