Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want You, Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Don't You Want Me"

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Original Performer:

"I Don't Want You, Lady"

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The Lyrics

This song is toward a girl named Ashton McIssac, who's stalking me at my college, and is obsessed over me. This song also goes out to Alizea Wilkerson...Remember-Alizea tells me, "You're not my type." I'll say this, Alizea- if you ever think of me, look up "Trell Brown" on the Net, and you'll find this.

You were only 16 years old at OCC
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Now 3 weeks later on you're got the world at your feet
Success has been so easy for you
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now
And I can put you back down too

Girl, I don't want you
You'll know you don't believe me when i say that I don't need you
Girl, I don't want you
You know I don't believe you when you say that I don't need you
It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind
I'm not gon' change it back cause' then you'll be sorry

I Don't want you, baby
I Don't want you , oh
I Don't want you, baby
I Don't want you , oh

I was hanging 'round at OCC, Watching you you
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you
The 3 weeks we have had have been such good times
I still love you
But now I think it's time I live my life on my own
I guess it's just what I must do

Girl,I don't want you
You'll know you don't believe me when i say that I don't need you
Girl, I dont want you
You know I don't believe you when you say that I don't need you
It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind
I'm not gon' change it back cause' then you'll be sorry

Chorus

For any female who ever thinks of stalking me, read this and shove it!!!

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Sweet Indigo - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Reading this, I'm stunned that any girl would ever want to stalk you. Ah well, love is blind.

Arwen - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Quoting: "I'll say this, Alizea- if you ever think of me, look up "Trell Brown" on the Net, and you'll find this."

Yeah...pretty sure if she's reading your suggestion to look up "Trell Brown," she's...uh...already found this...

Big Mark - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent pacing with the original, also remembering that the second verse is the female's response in the original. Overall a triple-5 for your efforts.!

alizea - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment

dont know why you would even include me in anything that is on your mind. haven't seen you since like the 9th grade and im still on your mind. wow! get over it and get a life dude. dont know if you were just slow or really stupid. Men are not my type tard.

Tyrell Brown - October 17, 2012 - Report this comment

WHO WROTE THIS!!!!! I SWEAR WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL f***KING KILL YOU, I WILL DISMEMBER YOU, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE FOUND. NOW YOU'RE IMPERSONATING ME. I KNOW YOU KNEW I HAD A CRUSH ON ALIZEA BUT THIS s*** HAS GONE TOO f***KING FARRRR. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. CONTINUE TO LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL STRIKE. IT WILL BE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT................

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