You were sitting in the back seat of my Enterprise car
With some young dude
I heard a shout, So I looked up, he couldn't be found
In fact all I saw was his shoes
Not Burger King or Mickey-D's has your kind of meat
It's not the kind that you like to chew
but please don't think about me when you're ready to chow
My sodium's too high for you

Don't, don't chew on me
You know that I'm scared sh*tless when you take a look upon me
Don't, don't chew on me
I wish I could believe you when you say that you won't eat me
You won't eat pork rinds
You like the taste of minds?
Please go put Bobby back before your stomachs growling

Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo
Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo

I was sitting in the back seat of your Enterprise car
Hungry for food
But you got lost, no GPS, wanted to stuff my face
And my new friend was so rude
Took just one taste, out of his face, ate both his eyes
and his ears too
and now from here on out I'm sticking to man kind
They taste better than any stew

Don't, don't chew on me
You know you really scare me when you say that you are hungry
Don't, don't chew on me
You know it's not my fault that you think human legs are tasty
A body, soul and mind
Is what you hope to find
If you are what you eat then you've got names aplenty

Don't chew on me baby! Don't chew on me nooooooooo

Please don't salt me baby! I'm not tasty noooooooo
Please don't cook me baby! You won't like me noooooooo

Don't chew on me baby! Ouch that's hurting Owwwwwwwwwwwwww