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Song Parodies -> "I Want a New Face"

Original Song Title:

"I Want a New Drug"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"I Want a New Face"

Parody Written by:

Wild Child JIN

The Lyrics

I hope all of you can "face up" to this parody ;-D - YouTube Link for "I Want a New Drug" - http://youtu.be/N6uEMOeDZsA
I want a new face
A nose that makes me proud
One that will not grow if I lie
Or make me feel in the clouds

I want a new face
Want my cheeks to be wide
One that won’t make my lips too thin
Or take away my pride

One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I am in public

I want a new face
Want to be thrilled
I don’t care what it costs
Want my looks to kill

I want a new face
One that won’t break apart
One that won’t take too long to heal
One that I can have a la carte

One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I am in public
When I’m in public, oh yeah

[Instrumental Break….]

I want a new face
One that looks like it should
One that doesn’t look like a doll
One that doesn’t look like it’s wood

I want a new face
Want a short brow
One that is the talk of the town
I want it here and now

One that won’t make me anxious
Walkin’ in public
One that won’t make me feel like I’m social phobic
When I’m in public
When I’m in public, yeah, yeah
I want a nice vote! I want a nice comment! :-)
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Old Man Ribber - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
JIN - Fine job. I am reminded of an exchange from Crazy House starring Olsen and Johnson (who billed themselves as the worst comedy team ever). When nobody would appear in their film, they suggested using undiscovbered talent. Director: "Picture this...Olsen and Johnson with new faces". Producer: "Now THAT would be a real improvement!". ;D
Patrick - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Some of the cosmetic surgeries I've seen have a decidedly unnatural look about them. So, be careful. I like the part about getting a nose that won't grow if you tell a lie. Remember Bill Clinton, he had something else that would grow first, then he'd tell the lie.
Rob Arndt - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Rhinoplastic-fantastic- 555!!!

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