You've had your run, and yes you've had your ups and downs
Been a mudslinging toad, but there you are, still around
They thought about someone else, but no one else carried weight
They thought about McCain too, but then they would be tempting fate
Democrats are in a mess
And their days are numbered
Losing their friends
Crying with distress

CHORUS:
Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) The Democrats are stuck with you
Yes, it's true, (yes it's true) The donkey party's stuck with you
"As I can see, (I can see) there is no way to get rid of me!"

You've raised some doubts, they never took you seriously
When Lott slipped you had to shout, like that's the way it's supposed to be
We thought you'd be giving up, but you just can't stay away
You bring Florida up, but dude come on! it's much too late
We wish you'd give it a rest
And your days are numbered
Your career ends
Go home and play chess!

CHORUS

We wish you'd give it a rest
And your days are numbered
Your career ends
Look at your darn mess!

CHORUS

(Yes it's true) The Democrats are stuck with you
So lame that they're stuck with you
Too bad they're stuck with you