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Song Parodies -> "You're History,Claire!"
Original Song Title:
"Hip To Be Square"
Original Performer:
Huey Lewis And The News
Parody Song Title:
"You're History,Claire!"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
This is a song for those who know Claire Redfield from the Resident Evil series.
My name's Chris,I'll tell ya
To kill those stupid zombies
I really just realize
That I don't get super jumpy
Well I have a sister
She's staying with Leon
I'm still around in the city streets
And something's going on
I don't want to be alone
No one tries to hurt my head
An evil character said
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You're history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You were history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
I was still a renegade
And a monster says "I will kill you"
Then I start a battle
And Akuma shows up too
Well,Akuma is not Goku
He's not from Dragon Ball Z
You know it's really true
Who cares that he's feeling clumsy
And more zombies came along
They're telling Claire that
She'll die in 2 seconds flat
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You're history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
Are you history,Claire? (You are,you're history,Claire!)
They say,"You're history,Claire!" (you are,you're history)
You aren't history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're not history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
Not history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
To kill those stupid zombies
I really just realize
That I don't get super jumpy
Well I have a sister
She's staying with Leon
I'm still around in the city streets
And something's going on
I don't want to be alone
No one tries to hurt my head
An evil character said
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You're history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You were history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
I was still a renegade
And a monster says "I will kill you"
Then I start a battle
And Akuma shows up too
Well,Akuma is not Goku
He's not from Dragon Ball Z
You know it's really true
Who cares that he's feeling clumsy
And more zombies came along
They're telling Claire that
She'll die in 2 seconds flat
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
You're history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
Are you history,Claire? (You are,you're history,Claire!)
They say,"You're history,Claire!" (you are,you're history)
You aren't history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
You're not history,Claire! (you are,you're history)
Not history,Claire! (You are,you're history,Claire!)
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