She mostly prefers to fight
The smart and skillful type
She's got a job to do
Which concerns her lost father
Location hunting
Takes a weapon or two
And into the sky she soars

Lara Croft is very pretty
Doesn't like pink
It's not her thing
The woman is wild
A tigress untamed
Trained less for love than for war
Evidence scattered
A problem to solve
But tracking she's known for

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out beasts
When she shows up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a tomb raider
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out guys
She'll beat you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a tomb raider

I wouldn't if I were you
This woman you can't pursue
She doesn't need a man
And prefers to spend time apart
Only the hunt matters
On the move, here & there
Being shot at with bullets and darts!

(Chorus)

[God, we all want to see her nude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
On the run
Watch out thugs
She'll F-ck you up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out) she's a tomb raider
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a tomb raider)
Ooh, she'll mess you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
With blazing guns, she's a tomb raider
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She mostly prefers to fight
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a tomb raider
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a tomb raider)
The woman is wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Never cries, do or die
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she's a tomb raider
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a tomb raider)
Waiting... anticipating...
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a tomb raider
Death-evading decimator...

Lady Lara Anne Croft*