Song Parodies -> "I Don't Like Your Cat ('Cause It's Evil)"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)"

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Original Performer:

"I Don't Like Your Cat ('Cause It's Evil)"

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The Lyrics

I think this one's a little thin, my least favourite so far, but see what you think. For cat haters everywhere, though I'm not amongst you.

Every time I come a-round your place
This crazy critter claws my legs in, and bites my face
Hell sure it's cute but when's he going to cease?
I'll just stop calling if it gives me peace

No, I...
Really hate that thing
He's got something bad against me
No I....
Really hate that thing
I've had to pay for minor surgery

I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat

Why can't you go buy a harmless pet?
Instead of keeping things that pose me potential threats
'Cause I've had lacerations far too deep
To negate warranting that cat to keep

No, I...
Really hate that thing
Every time I move he claws me
No I....
Really hate that thing
I'd rather keep the wolfman company

I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, no

No, I...
Really hate that thing
'Cause he causes cuts and woundings
No I....
Really hate that thing
I've only the one life remaining

I don't like your cat
No, i don't... 'cause he's evil
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... he's screwball
I don't like your cat
No, i don't... posessed by devil
I don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, don't like your cat, no

I don't like your cat, no, no (etc)

(repeat to fade)

This long streak of flatulence was created by Heathcliff the Cat, 2005. Now you know who to blame.

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Yet Another Dutchman - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment

No, I, personally, thought this was very good. But that's the whole thing, Heath, it can be the other way around as well: sometimes when you submit a parody you think is pretty darn funny, the brunt of the readers will not like it. Keep 'em coming, even though I never advice people to send up parodies they've written and don't like themselves, I actually enjoyed this one.

Heathcliff the Cat - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks man - just thought it was a little thin, s'all. :)

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