Now, Twitter's a decent site
Once you've pushed through the hype
And cries of doom of "killin' brains and mo-o-ore"
Watchin', subscribin'
Ooh, but then I found you, problem that I ca-an't igno-o-ore

Not yet got the hang of tweets
Cause they're meant to be short and sweet
But you're goin' wild with tweets each day, like some Post-It note plasterer
Won't stop the natter
Get your thoughts done in one, so long to find the-e thread's sta-a-art

Oh-oh, it's a flood
Slow it down, I can't keep u-up
Oh-oh, cool it, bud
You're a mad tweeter
Oh-oh, it's a flood
Cut it out, your pace is nu-uts
Oh-oh, so much crud
You're a mad tweeter

Meant to be back-and-forth, dude
Because by the ti-ime you
Post that long-ass screed, my int'rest has long gone, du-umbarse
Cut down the chatter
Ooh, hard for me to care, you rant like you're se-ellin' ca-a-ars

Oh-oh, it's a flood
Cool it down, I can't keep u-up
Oh-oh, pace it, bud
You're a mad tweeter
Oh-oh, it's a flood
Cut it out, cause I'll give u-up
Oh-oh, too much crud
You're a mad tweeter

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, it's a flood (total flood)
Should slow down, it's all too mu-uch
Oh-oh, feed's a flood (slow down)
You're a mad tweeter
Oh-oh, it's a flood (stop it, mad twee-eeter)
Ooh-ooh, you're tweetin' to-o-ons
Oh-oh, stop this flood (stupid flood)
You're a mad tweeter
Oh-oh, it's a flood (slow down)
Don't even follow you, right, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, stop it, bud (quit it, bud)
You're a ma-ad tweete-er
Oh-oh, it's a flood (crazy mad twee-eeter)
Just go offline, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, hate your crud (all your crud)
All this noise, dumb white noise
Oh-oh, it's a flood
Oh-oh, slow down, slow down, slow down, slow down
Oh-oh, stop this, bud (slow down) (yeah, yeah)
You're a mad tweeter
Oh-oh, it's a flood (crazy mad twee-eeter)