Song Parodies -> "North Thunder"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"North Thunder"

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The Lyrics

Right now, there are 20 nations in Saudi Arabia in the most massive "exercise" lasting 18 days until March 2nd. Forces amassed? 350,000 supported by 20,000 AFVs and MBTs, 2450 aircraft, and 465 military helos!!! This looks like an invasion force and meanwhile Turkey is massing forces on its southern border. Could this be a Sunni attempt to take out ISIS and Assad? Russia and Iran have already warned that they will strike back if attacked leading to news of possible WW3. Putin and advisors say they are ready and Putin has moved nuclear capable SS-26s to Kaliningrad. Russian sub activity back up to Cold War levels. This situation is worse than the pre-WW1 treaties pitting nations against nations. Sunni Arab and Muslim States against Iran, Russia, and Syria. Iran and Lebanon under Hezbollah against Israel. Russia, Iran, Syria against Syrian Rebels. US backs Syrian Rebels and US against ISIS. ISIS vs everyone and preparing for world attacks! A powder keg. One match and WW3!

Saudi Arabian fight
Assad must go- it's time
Assemble the troops
And let's prepare for war
Exercise taking
20 nations approve
WW3 knocking at the door!

Multiple enemies
Muslim-Arab
For the Sunnis
Assad defiled
A butcher who kills
Under "Civil War"
Syrians scattered
Merkel's bad move
Taking ISIS to foreign shores..

(Chorus)
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Forces deployed
All gathered up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Operation North Thunder
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
With all the toys*
More than enough
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Operation North Thunder

Russia doesn't approve
Refuses to be removed
Vlad Putin
Is prepared to tear the world apart
Shia augmented
With Hezbollah prepared
Missile flows off the charts!

(Chorus)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Troops deployed
More than enough
(Whoa-oh, here it comes
(Watch out) Operation North Thunder
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Operation North Thunder)
Ooh, forces beefed up
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes, Operation North Thunder
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Watch out)
Saudi Arabian fight
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Operation North Thunder
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Operation North Thunder)
Assad- no exile
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Here it comes
Russia annoyed, Iran annoyed
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Much clout, much clout
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Yeah, yeah) Operation North Thunder
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
(Operation North Thunder)
Waiting... debating
(Oh-oh, here it comes)
War or merely bluster???

* top military hardware

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Jonathan - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment

of course I realize this means war! 5's

Rob Arndt - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment

It would be a total waste if this was an exercise and 20 armies went home while right on the Border. The Saudi Coalition and Turkey's might on its southern border is enough to kill ISIS with minimal US air support and ground Intel. The US, West, and Israel could sit this one out. And as long as those armies did not seek to remove Assad or stay, then no war with Russia, Iran, and Hezbollah in Lebanon. A win-win. But Saudi Arabia and Turkey want Assad out and the Shias withdrawn from Syria and Iraq. Kurds want territory, nation status, and Iraqi oil.

Patrick - February 22, 2016 - Report this comment

Just like 1914, this is one we have a major interest in sitting out. If Trump starts talking isolationism to the American people, he will guarantee his next eight years in the Oval Office.

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