Song Parodies -> "Man-stealer"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"Man-stealer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Who can forget lovely Lydia Cornell who played blonde bombshell Sara Rush on "Too Close for Comfort?"

She likes to go out at night
Ditzy big-breasted type
As Jackie fumes
It's damn near quarter to 4
Watching and waiting
Oh, they will have a feud
With Sara, Jackie is sore

It's so plain to see
That Jackie's not
Got her anatomy
More like a child
Wearing a training bra
Sara's her sister
Always taking guys that she loves
In endless romance wars

(Chorus)
(Oh no, here she comes)
Watch out girls
She'll show you up
(Oh no, here she comes)
She's a man-stealer
(Oh no, here she comes)
Watch out girls
She'll show you up
(Oh no, here she comes)
She's a man-stealer

She has the largest boobs
And golden blonde hair too
She'll steal your date
And will really rip your heart apart
Her curves DO matter
Oh, a beauty so fair
Guys don't mind if she's not that smart!

(Chorus)

Instrumental interlude

Ooooooh
(Oh no, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out girls
She'll show you up
(Whoa oh, here she comes)
(Watch out) she's a man-stealer
(Oh no, here she comes)
(She's a man-stealer)
Oh yeah, she'll show you up
(Oh no, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a man-stealer
(Oh no, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She likes to go out at night, oh yeah
(Oh no, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out girls, watch out girls
(Oh no, here she comes)
Please, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh no, here she comes)
(Hell yeah) she's a man-stealer
(Oh no, here she comes)
(She's a man-stealer)
Jackie's watching and waiting, will blow
(Oh no, here she comes)
Sara's a man-stealer

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Jonathan - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment

can't say I've seen "Too Close For Comfort" but Man was this good! 5's
P.S. security code is "KAA" not that it has anything to do with this parody he's just my favorite "Jungle Book" character so I got a smile out of that too

Rob Arndt - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment

2C4C as it is also known by fans was a 80s show about a cartoonist (Ted Knight) who along with his wife shares a house in SF that has a downstairs apt. Their two feuding daughters, Jackie and Sara live below and a bumbling friend of Sara named Monroe lives in the converted attic. It was a popular sitcom in which cartoonist Henry Rush was always annoyed by Monroe and disturbed by his two daughters. Jackie was the older smart brunette while younger Sara was a ditzy blonde bombshell ala Marilyn Monroe! I was just 16 when the show debuted in 1980. It ran until 1985. Lydia Cornell as Sara supposedly beat out 400 other girls for the role! I loved watching her back then and now in reruns on Antenna TV at night. Quite a looker for the 80s.

Jonathan - September 22, 2014 - Report this comment

an '80's sitcom you say? conside my interest piqued although it already sort of was with the whole "hot blonde" thing! :P

Rob Arndt - September 23, 2014 - Report this comment

Jon, I also submitted a parody of Madonna's "Erotica" as Swedish Erotica (Seka)... but Chuck said it was inappropriate. I tried hard to mask, but still was not acceptable. Sorry, porn star tributes not allowed, apparently... I might try to do her in a different way, using a more subtle song. Seka means Symbol in Sesotho and she started off as a HS prom queen and Miss Southside Virginia. Her second husband was her guide and a poor Elvis wannabe. Her real name was "Dottie" Hurdley and she won lots of Adult Awards from the 70s-1993!

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