Song Parodies -> "Object Animist"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss on My List"

Original Performer:

"Object Animist"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A wild mix of Objectophilia (love of objects) with Animism (the belief that inanimate objects are alive and have souls, emotions, and intelligence)!!! Actually, this is real now. From blow-up doll to realistic sex doll to android companion to AI android companion to AI android sex thing. The cost isn't $1.5 mil yet but around $50-60,000 US. Made in Japan and S Korea.

My friends wonder why I think my android’s alive
What can I say?
More than “life-like” although she was made that way!
They think maybe I need help, no, I’m alright (that’s right)
Making love to this machine is certainly no strong vice

When they dismiss my man-machine bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I‘m emotionally tied, but I’m satisfied

CHORUS:
(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
Yes, I’m an object animist who believes she’s alive!
(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
(She‘s NOT lifeless) Filled with soul, intelligence
Yes, I’m an object animist who believes she’s alive

I go crazy wondering what people think of me
Some may think I‘ve lost my mind, that somehow I’m a freak
The synthetic flesh that I‘m screwing, but I know what I want
Fetishist gone wrong? F-ck you! Relationship’s strong (goes on)

When they dismiss my man-machine bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I‘m emotionally tied, but I’m satisfied

(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
Yes, I’m an object animist who believes she’s alive!
(She‘s NOT lifeless) I’m an object animist
(She‘s NOT lifeless) Filled with soul, intelligence
Yes, I’m an object animist who believes she’s alive

[For love: only cost me a mere 1 million 5!!!]

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John Barry - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment

My objective is to give you a spirited 5s. I've heard of objets trouvés, but this is objets troués.

Brad - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment

Takes the term "Object of my affection" to a whole new level :)

Mary S. - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment

If Frankenstein were written today under these circumstances:
Dr. Frankenstein: "It's alive! It's alive I tell you!"
Igor: "What's alive, Dr. F?"
Dr. Frankenstein: "This SCREWDRIVER is alive!"
Igor: "I saw her first!"
Dr. Frankenstein: "Damn you, you co-dependant, mentally and physically challenged bastard!" Igor: "I warned you, now you'll answer to this chainsaw!"
Dr. Frankenstein: "You leave HER out of it!"

Jonathan - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment

another great parody of another great Hall & Oates song! 5's

Rob Arndt - March 04, 2014 - Report this comment

Thanks all (who are positive). Tomorrow I am writing about love... wonder how many will 1-bomb that topic? And Jon, I've got 2 more Hall & Oates parodies in the pipeline for you :)

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