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Song Parodies -> "Packed My Lunch"
Original Song Title:
"Out of Touch"
Original Performer:
Hall & Oates
Parody Song Title:
"Packed My Lunch"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Early AM and I gotta go
In the fridge leftovers look so gross
Gotta shop on the way, you see
The supermarket has a heavy hold on me
In the aisles gotta make a run
Small tv dinner, Gatorade, Mac salad, candy bar for fun- again
Junk food am prone
Which could lead to obesity
More junk to chow down
(Chorus) [x2[
I packed my lunch
Just like a guy
Eating healthy would be such a turnaround
I'm eatin' way to much
All the time (I find)
I'll think it's best to shop around, now
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Shopping at Sprouts was bold
Looking for kale salads and chia drinks cold
Veggie wrap is wise it seems
Switching over to a new extreme
Junk foods no longer for lunch
Don't want to weigh so heavy as such, yeah
No pizza, buffalo wing bones
No more Hostess treats, vanilla ice cream cones
Too much
(Chorus)
I packed my lunch
Now I am satisfied
Eating healthy is a treat I've found
I was eatin' way to much
All the time (was blind)
I'll think it's best to shop around
Hey, lost 40 lbs!!!
In the fridge leftovers look so gross
Gotta shop on the way, you see
The supermarket has a heavy hold on me
In the aisles gotta make a run
Small tv dinner, Gatorade, Mac salad, candy bar for fun- again
Junk food am prone
Which could lead to obesity
More junk to chow down
(Chorus) [x2[
I packed my lunch
Just like a guy
Eating healthy would be such a turnaround
I'm eatin' way to much
All the time (I find)
I'll think it's best to shop around, now
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Shopping at Sprouts was bold
Looking for kale salads and chia drinks cold
Veggie wrap is wise it seems
Switching over to a new extreme
Junk foods no longer for lunch
Don't want to weigh so heavy as such, yeah
No pizza, buffalo wing bones
No more Hostess treats, vanilla ice cream cones
Too much
(Chorus)
I packed my lunch
Now I am satisfied
Eating healthy is a treat I've found
I was eatin' way to much
All the time (was blind)
I'll think it's best to shop around
Hey, lost 40 lbs!!!
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