Song Parodies -> "Stuck In This Line"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child O' Mine"

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Original Performer:

"Stuck In This Line"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Long lines suck. That's basically the point here. Enjoy!

Stuck in a line for an hour or three
Just need some cash for my lunch, you see
But this guy at the bank is as fast
As a snail, no lie

Can't believe this guy's working pace
How did he get hired in the first place?
And if I wait too long
I'm going to lose my mind

Woah oh oh, stuck in this line
Woah oh oh oh, wastin' my time

There's some guys with me in this line
And I can feel their pain
Unless the constant cheesy ads
Have liquified their brains

There's females also (at least half are babes)
And boy, have they gone mad
They're throwing things at him, yelling "Hey!
Snail-Boy! I've other things planned!"

Woah oh oh, stuck in this line
Woah oh oh oh, wastin' my time

Oh oh yeah
Woah oh oh oh, still in this line
Woah oh oh oh, can't feel my thighs
Woah oh oh oh, is that guy high, ooh yeah
Ooh, stuck in this line

(How long's it been?)
(How long's it been now?)
(How long's it been?)

Mm, how long has it been? ('Bout four hours? 'Bout five hours?)
How long has it been ('Bout six hours?)
How long's it been? (Damn line)
Mm, how long's it been now?
Line, line, line, line, line, line, line, line (How long's it been?)
Ooh, how long's it been now?
How long's it been?
Ahh, how long's it been now?
Oh, how long's it been?
How long's it been now?
How long's it been?
Ooh, how long's it been now?
Hours hours hours hours hours hours hours
Damn line
Stuck in this line!

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Silver Power - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment

This is an awesome parody... I have never personally gone to the bank, I'm 16, but I'm not sure if I want to now. Hilarious, great job, 555! Security code GNR, lol.

Matthias - June 19, 2009 - Report this comment

I would have liked to see some more switches in the last stanza part of this song because hearing: "How long's it been now?" gets kind of tedious, but other that than this was a pretty great parody and something we all can relate to.

Rex - June 28, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Excellent job, universal topic, as Matthias said just needs a little work on the last stanza, stuff like "How long's it been now / How long's it been? / Two feet of whiskers/ Grew from my chin" and a finish something like "He closed the line!". But fine work here.

Agrimorfee - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment

Exactly what Rex and Matthias said.

Below Average Dave - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Well damn, my complaints have already been made. Making a great story out of long lines is tough (I would know) and you seemed to be doing great--but you kinda ran out of steam at the end their buddy, still good job.

Red Ant - July 01, 2009 - Report this comment

I've done this song twice, and it's hard because the outro lyrics give you almost nothing with which to work. Good job, but I got lost in the outro. I liked "There's females also (at least half are babes)" the best.

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