I'm burning in this hell hole,
Cause I sold my soul to him.
Now I'm forced to watch Vin Deisel,
And my future's looking grim.
I have to listen to Def Leppard,
Even ABBA, Styx, and Creed.
I can't stop watching Bio Dome-
Even if I beg and plead.

Well, well, well, how far I fell.
Welcome to my personal hellSAVE ME!

Forced to watch midget porn,
And I'm sober all the time.
All the women look like Roseanne,
And the food here's past its prime.
Only books they have are tabloids,
And Britney Spears' poetry.
If I'm not watching Paris Hilton-
Then its reality TV.

Well, well, well, how far I fell.
Welcome to my personal hell
Well, well, well, smells like a cheap motel.
Welcome to my personal hell

I'm losing my sanity,
Now I have to watch "The View".
Everybody loves Gigli,
And Hilary Duff movies too.
I know I've made mistakes,
I made more then a few.
But I don't think anyone-
Deserves to get what I've gone through.
Somebody help me!

Kids, stay clean,
And don't be jerks.
Don't end up like me!
Unless you like Steven Segall,
And watching The O.C.
When I'm not burnin', I'm cryin',
'Cause, I tell ya, this place sucks.
You couldn't drag me back here,
Even for a million bucks.

Well, well, well, how far I fell.
Welcome to my personal hell
Well, well, well, Pauley Shore shares my cell.
Welcome to my personal hell

My, my, my own hell.
My, my, my own hell.
M-m-m-m-m-m-my own hell,
My, my, my own hell.
Ooh, it's HELL!