Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Hell (The McDonald's song)"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food Hell (The McDonald's song)"

Parody Written by:

Lady Luck Moony

The Lyrics

Uhm, this is the first parody that I've ever written. I know it's off pace in a couple of parts, but it's pretty funny. Anyway, hope you enjoy!

Welcome to McDonald's
We've got runny shakes
We've got lots of fatty foods
Honey make no mistakes
We are the people who can fry
Lots of crap in grease
Icky fries and big macs
And les Royals with cheese

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
May I take your order
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, please
This patty has got fleas

Welcome to McDonald's
I work here everyday
It's the only job I can find
I get next to no pay
And you're a very flabby girl
Who's not that hard to please
You can eat that big mac now
But later you'll have rabies

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Ugh, your, your, your face is turning green
Eww, these fries taste like chlorine

Welcome to McDonald's
Come and get your fish filet
I really have to warn you, though
It probably tastes like clay
If you've got a hunger for what you see
You'll get it eventually
You can have anything you want
As long as you give us your money

At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
May I Take your order
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please,please

And when you're done you never
Ever wanna come back...come back...come back

You know where you are?
You're at McDonald's, fatty
You're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
May I take your order
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, please
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
Ugh, your, your, your face is turing green
At McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
May I take your order
p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, please
Here at McDonald's
Welcome to McDonald's
May I take your order-
Our food'll bring you down-HUH!

For anyone who doesn't know, the les Royals with cheese part is a reference to Pulp Fiction. One guy asks another guy if he knows what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France. Of course the second guy doesn't know, so the first guy tells him they call it les Royal with cheese.

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Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Even though this has been done before (there's a couple of "Welcome to McDonalds" parodies to this tune - check 'em out), this is different enough to be well-accepted. And as a first parody, it's excellent :-)

Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

PS http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/gunsnroses4.shtml
and... I see you've already been to http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/gunsnroses0.shtml :-)

2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Really good for a first try. I was worried it would be too similar to the other versions, but I'll just echo what Phil said about that.

Lady Luck Moony - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Well, thank you Phil and 2nz! I was really worried that people would find this parody extremly moronic, but I guess I was just worrying too much; people tell me I do. ;-)

dark helix - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment

i done a parody of this as well. check it out. i used some of the rhymes u did. it is quite an obvious parody. http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9620197/

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