Song Parodies -> "Cavity"

Original Song Title:

"Jeopardy"

Original Performer:

"Cavity"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

It may not be exactly in tune because I've only heard Weird Al's song

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Well I was there to get my teeth cleaned and flossed
And stop this tooth pain no matter what the cost
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Well searching through my molars
They found something that didn't look right, ight, ight

I've got a cavity, baby (oooh)
I've got a cavity, baby (oooh)

Well I knew I was in trouble now
I felt kind of crushed
I wonder if this could have been avoided
If I would have only brushed
I took some novocaine
To help numb the pain
Well this could have all been skipped
If I didn't eat so much sugar cane, yeah, yeah

I've got a cavity, baby (oooh)
I've got a cavity, baby (oooh)

I'm glad I saw my dentist
He helped make my teeth so white
I hope they stay that way
Always gonna stay shiny and bright, ight, ight

I had a cavity, baby (oooh)
I had a cavity, baby (oooh)
I had a cavity, baby

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