[Lori Loud:]
(YouTube) Visions, uploads of passion
(Filming through my Webcam) And all the while I think of watching videos
(High quality) A very strange reaction
(For me to unwind) The more I see, the more I upload
(Something like a phenomenon) Viral!
(Uploading your video on YouTube is easy, but COPPA strikes you really hard)
(Film! Upload it! Film!)

Ticket to ride, YouTube highway
Film all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, view your videos
Watching viral videos costs more than gold
The longer you watch, the more you pay
My YouTube uploads go a long way
Either up your website or through your app
With nothing to gain except filming your brain

[Wishing Well Willy:]
(Film! Watch! Film! Watch! Film! Watch! Film! Watch!)

Higher, filmmaker
Get higher, filmmaker!
Get higher, filmmaker!
And don't ever put "Try YouTube Kids" on there! (PewDiePie!)

Rang dang diggedy dang di-dang
Diggedy dang di-dang diggedy dang di-dang

(YouTube) pure as the viral video
(Connected to my PC) and now I'm having fun, filmmaker!
(High price) it's getting kinda low
(Cause YouTube makes you feel so nice) I need some one-on-one, filmmaker!
(Don't let COPPA shut your channel down) filmmaker!
(And upload to your YouTube account ‘cause COPPA strikes you down)
(Strike! Film! Strike!)

A million viral uploads, viewed pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost overnight
Twice as sweet as CutiePieMarzia
Twice as bitter as JoJo Siwa
And if you get viewed on YouTube, filmmaker
It's Google's fault, so don't do it!

[Prima Princessa]
(Film! Watch! Film! Watch! Film! Watch! Film! Watch!)

(Ahhh) Higher, filmmaker
(Ahhh) Get higher, filmmaker!
(Ahhh) Get higher, filmmaker!
And don't ever put "Try YouTube Kids" on there! (iJustine!)

(Don’t you get too lucky) don’t you get too lucky filmmaker!
(Films you in the park) you literally film me in the park
(Cause you gotta film a viral video) my views are risin’
(When the thrill is gone) no, I don’t want you to go

A YouTuber gets caught, gonna do some time
He got out three years from now just to commit more crime
A uploader is caught with 24 kilos
He’s out on bail and out of jail
And that’s the way it goes, raah!

(Film! Watch! Film! Watch! Film!)

Videos rejected, governerds corrected
Uploaders, channels and viewers are thoroughly respected
The money gets divided
The women get excited
Now I’m broke and it’s no joke
It’s disgusting as garbage to fight it, don’t buy it!

[Alex Russo]

James Horner sitting on the corner
With nowhere and nothing
This ain't funny, but Google took his videos
And uploaded them up on YouTube

(Hey man, you wanna stop COPPA?)
(Sure, what you got, camera, software or SD cards?)
(I got Memorex, HP, Verbatim, What you need?)
(Well yeah, well let me check it out man, just let me get a upload)
(Go ahead man, stuff I got should film ya!)
(Yeah man th-that’s that’s raw, woah..)