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Song Parodies -> "Polyps Won't Heal"
Original Song Title:
"Our Lips Are Sealed"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Go-Go's
Parody Song Title:
"Polyps Won't Heal"
Parody Written by:
Fwumph
The Lyrics
Can you feel them?
They grow in you
Way up your chute they mess up your poop
Your intestine
Is where they root
They spring from there
Split through your derriere
See a good proctologist
Hope its just benign,
Just a cyst
Ist-ist-ist!
Polyps won't heal
From your rectum
The blood's profuse
It never ends
Anemia sets in
Where's a doctor
You got to get screened
The cancer bleeds
Need colonoscopy
It doesn't matter
If if you pray
You won't survive it anyway
Hey-ey-ey
Polyps won't heal
Fist sized
Tumor
Way up inside
Eat your veggies
Or else you'll die
Can you feel them?
They grow in you
Way up your chute they mess up your poop
Your intestine
Is where they root
They spring from there
Split through your derriere
It doesn't matter
If if you pray
You won't survive it anyway
Hey-ey-ey!
Polyps won't heal
Polyps won't heal
Polyps won't heal
They grow in you
Way up your chute they mess up your poop
Your intestine
Is where they root
They spring from there
Split through your derriere
See a good proctologist
Hope its just benign,
Just a cyst
Ist-ist-ist!
Polyps won't heal
From your rectum
The blood's profuse
It never ends
Anemia sets in
Where's a doctor
You got to get screened
The cancer bleeds
Need colonoscopy
It doesn't matter
If if you pray
You won't survive it anyway
Hey-ey-ey
Polyps won't heal
Fist sized
Tumor
Way up inside
Eat your veggies
Or else you'll die
Can you feel them?
They grow in you
Way up your chute they mess up your poop
Your intestine
Is where they root
They spring from there
Split through your derriere
It doesn't matter
If if you pray
You won't survive it anyway
Hey-ey-ey!
Polyps won't heal
Polyps won't heal
Polyps won't heal
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Nice and ridiculous - to get from "Our lips are sealed" to "Polyps won't heal" good song to parody
What Stuart said. Funny title.
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