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Song Parodies -> "Bad Fix With Asymmetric Seams"
Original Song Title:
"Together in Electric Dreams"
Original Performer:
Giorgio Moroder & Philip Oakey
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Fix With Asymmetric Seams"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Today's piece of advice: always get your pants fixed by a professional!
You took my trousers with a smile, said it'd take a while
To fix the shredded holes, time's up was today (time's up was today)
But I can barely recognise what's now upon my thighs
What you have made, what you have made's not great, your take's not great
Claimed you were a great fixer of sweatpants, shorts and jeans (all sorts, could mend)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
No patch you've added is the same, textures and colours change
Makes me look like a joke, like a cartoonish 60's guy (cartoon 60's guy)
Tryna find what does remain of my pants, hard to say
Since a lot of dye has leaked, awful sight, an awful sight
Swore you were a great stitcher of all things couture-y (love to flaunt French)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Told me you were a fixer but now my eyeballs bleed (horrendous wreck)
You sure this crap is fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Promised to be the fixer of my shredded-ass jeans (my fault, can't stretch)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Paid you to be my stitcher, now my brain wants to flee (right out my head)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
To fix the shredded holes, time's up was today (time's up was today)
But I can barely recognise what's now upon my thighs
What you have made, what you have made's not great, your take's not great
Claimed you were a great fixer of sweatpants, shorts and jeans (all sorts, could mend)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
No patch you've added is the same, textures and colours change
Makes me look like a joke, like a cartoonish 60's guy (cartoon 60's guy)
Tryna find what does remain of my pants, hard to say
Since a lot of dye has leaked, awful sight, an awful sight
Swore you were a great stitcher of all things couture-y (love to flaunt French)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Told me you were a fixer but now my eyeballs bleed (horrendous wreck)
You sure this crap is fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Promised to be the fixer of my shredded-ass jeans (my fault, can't stretch)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Paid you to be my stitcher, now my brain wants to flee (right out my head)
But you call this crap fixed, sir? Bad fix with asymmetric seams
Okay, how was "stitcher" not in my Chrome dictionary?
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