All my Exes changed their sexes
And really, I don’t think it was because of me
But all my Exes changed their sexes
And now I can’t tell who’s a he or she

Rosanna down in Texarkana
She dumped me late last June
Moved Eileen to Abilene
And then she became her groom
Then Allison in Galveston
Well she got tired of me
Her name is Steve, I do believe
Now he’s post surgery

All my Exes changed their sexes
And why all of this happened is a mystery
But all my Exes changed their sexes
So I guess I’ll try again in Tennessee

I remember that old Frio River
Where I met ol’ Jim
He used to be so sweet on me
Back when he was known as Kim
And an accidental hesitation
Once cost me my wife
She went away that very day
To undergo the “knife”

All my Exes changed their sexes
I don’t know what I could have done, it baffles me
But all my Exes changed their sexes
What will all of my neighbors think of me

I’ll go into hidin’
And spread rumors that I died
Become a monk and practice chastity