Armadillos are roaming, all over my front yard
All the shot that I’ve got will tear ‘em up real hard
When those paws do fly I’ll not be shy
I’ll be shootin’ ‘em left and right
Armadillos are digging, armadillos die right now

They dug up my roses out front, tore up my garden out back
Caused me to lose the red ribbon cause petals my flowers did lack
Well I’ll be loading buck shot when they make me hot,
And I’m hoping the cops don’t mind
Armadillos I’m killing, armadillos I will find

Armadillo’s were digging, all over my front yard
But the shot that I’ve got it tore ‘em up real hard
I got nothing but time and will pay the fines
I’m retired and own some guns
Armadillos are bleeding, armadillos aren’t so fine
Armadillos are dying, armadillos won’t get mine