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Song Parodies -> "I'll Make A Clone I Can Smooch"
Original Song Title:
"I Got My Mind Set On You"
Original Performer:
George Harrison
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Make A Clone I Can Smooch"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Some people are against the idea of cloning humans, not me, I think it would be great, in fact I can't wait to have one of my own self, and when I do I won't settle for a mere carbon copy, as a man living in a feminist urges suppressed society I'm already conditioned in a Pavlovian way to believe that I'm of an inferior effing species, hence cloning would be the perfect way to have that part of me erected, with a pussified carbon copy kittened, and therefore, to all those repeating over and over that they want us clonehuggers to beat it, I have only two things to say; first, quote; (Editorial Note: CTRL+C and/or ditto V fucked up = Missing Link) and second: Git in line behind me!
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_niy2ZM5Jo
A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_niy2ZM5Jo
(Before the music, a spoken recitation, excerpt from a parody song by sci-fi writers Randall Garrett and Isaac Asimov)
Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but cheques*
(The Music Starts)
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
And she's gonna be a honey
And look like a playboy bunny
And not gonna drain me of money
To be in my style
She's gonna be mine
And not pout when I'm a swine
She's gonna be a ten and in prime
I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it
A girl in my style
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
I'll make a clone I can smooch
And if she's to loose her appeal
Refuse me to cop a feel
I know I'll just tell her to do it
She'll know a no's making her blow it
I'll make a clone I can smooch
Maybe two
I'll make two clones I can smooch
That I'll do
And they're gonna be uncanny
With looks, tits and grandma's fanny
And if they have nipples to many
I'd say that's worthwhile
They're gonna be fine
And not care for wine and dine
Menage a trois when I'm inclined
We'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it
Albeit in my style
I'll make two clones I can smooch
I'll make two clones I can smooch
I'll make two clones I can smooch
I'll make two clones I can smooch
And if they're to loose their appeal
I'll deal with that as I feel
I know if I put my genes in it
I know that I really can spin it
And outdoors it will be funny
They'll use my clothes, dress as trannies
So they will not drain me of money
That'll keep up my smile
To make them sublime
I'll add some genes from a mime
So they will shut up all the time
All quiet, all quiet, all quiet, all quiet, all quiet
Women in my style
Hey-Heigh-Ho
Off we go
Hey-Hi-Ho
Here we go
Repeat couplets over again until satisfied
© Peter A, Petra A and Petra B
* In compliance with Amiright's submission rules the word "cheques", much like clones, is a substitute for the real thing.
* In compliance with Amiright's submission rules the word "cheques", much like clones, is a substitute for the real thing.
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"I'll add some genes from a mime/So they will shut up all the time" Oh yeah, that should rile up our female readers. :-)
love the intro....great job of jazzing up a song that is just kinda silly and repitious in its original form
Is this like kissing your sister? Actually a pretty interesting idea. To quote Weird Al, you could really be "beside yourself!"
Careful MonSieur, or all you'll be getting is ~Massage-Au-Moi~
Funny stuff, Peter! Interesting observation (or maybe not) regarding your first verse. I started singing along to "Home on the range" because of the similarity of the opening line. The entire verse matches syllables with that song, and therefore by default, with George's song (which was not his shining hour, I have to say...)
A clone again, naturally...funny one
Very cool, I wish I could make like thirty clones, and go and get a bunch of jobs, have them bring home the money and. . .hey--wait--there's another parody idea "Working Clones of Mine" to "Lady Marmalade" . ..hmm, thanks Peter!
"And look like a playboy bunny" Don't flatter yourself. ;-) DNAmazing
Very funny parody here Peter... You really have some strange tastes in women. Transvestite clones with a grandma's fanny... Not my taste in women, but whatever floats your boat man, but I don't think that kinda women would look like a Playboy Bunny.
(SOTM) Yeah, and I am still wondering who the "Type A" subject would be. Kudos for taking this parody into a direction that hadn't been done before.
(SOTM) - See above. Oh, and just wondering: "nipples too many"?!
(SOTM-Aug-08)
Believe it or not I noticed the same thing that Pip did about the intro being "Home on the Range". I'd like to clone myself about a dozen times. I could then leave John Barry and Malcolm Higgins in the dust.
But then there was this guy who actually made a clone of himself. The clone was exactly like him in every way except for some reason it developed Tourettes syndrome. The clone was constantly using vulgarities to ad nauseum. The man's wife could no longer take it and gave her husband an ultimatum - she said "it's him or me, make up your mind fast". So the man did not want to go through a costly divorce so he pursuaded the clone to accompany him to the roof of his apartment building to see the night sights of the city. The apartment was around 20 stories high. When they got to the roof the man pushed the clone from the roof.
Of course this caused quite a stir on the street and the police were there in minutes. The man admited to the police that he pushed the clone from the roof. When they tried to arrest him he explained that what was lying there dead was a clone and not a real person so they could not haul him in on a murder charge. Then one cop said "OK, I've got it" and then he cufed the man and placed him under arrest. The man protested saying "What's the charge"? The cop replied, "I'm running you in for making an obscene clone fall".
Believe it or not I noticed the same thing that Pip did about the intro being "Home on the Range". I'd like to clone myself about a dozen times. I could then leave John Barry and Malcolm Higgins in the dust.
But then there was this guy who actually made a clone of himself. The clone was exactly like him in every way except for some reason it developed Tourettes syndrome. The clone was constantly using vulgarities to ad nauseum. The man's wife could no longer take it and gave her husband an ultimatum - she said "it's him or me, make up your mind fast". So the man did not want to go through a costly divorce so he pursuaded the clone to accompany him to the roof of his apartment building to see the night sights of the city. The apartment was around 20 stories high. When they got to the roof the man pushed the clone from the roof.
Of course this caused quite a stir on the street and the police were there in minutes. The man admited to the police that he pushed the clone from the roof. When they tried to arrest him he explained that what was lying there dead was a clone and not a real person so they could not haul him in on a murder charge. Then one cop said "OK, I've got it" and then he cufed the man and placed him under arrest. The man protested saying "What's the charge"? The cop replied, "I'm running you in for making an obscene clone fall".
I dig this song. I like the idea of cloning but the thing is, I myself wouldn't like it because well...I don't like being a test subject for experiments.Me and science experiments don't mix- trust me, I learned that the hard way from the time I bought a telepod and decided to recreate the experiment Jeff Goldblum did in The Fly, the good news is it kind of worked, the bad news is that it went horrible wrong like in the movie.
(SOTM) Okay, well paced, but kinda creepy. In a good way though. I think. Whatever. 555 for you.
(SOTM) See Above--I had a little problem with formatting, but still overall very creative idea.
Narcisstic song, 555 DNA structures.
See above! Good read again.
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Peter...Peter...wake up !!!...you're dreaming again
Actually, this was pretty funny although not entirely PC.
BTW...I immediately went with the "Home On The Range" bit at the start...
Actually, this was pretty funny although not entirely PC.
BTW...I immediately went with the "Home On The Range" bit at the start...
lol. Great parody Peter/Petra. Sorry I missed it the first time around. It does raise an interesting philisophical question: if you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest or masturbation? Ah, who cares, very unique idea and execution.
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