Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu

And I thought it was funny
Kind of silly and funny
It was so bad, it was funny
Yep, really shite, child

Had Christopher Lee-e
Seemed kind o' strange to me
'Cause he doesn't look Chinese
He's really, he's really, he's really, he's really, he's really,
He's really white, child

Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu

And I giggle "tee hee"
At Christoper Lee-hee
I wonder is he related, or
Boris Karloff reincarnated?

Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Fu Manchu

An' his accent was funny
It was a rittle bit funny
And his eyes were all funny
The make-up's shite, child

He committed a crime
A rather nasty crime
A totally heinous crime
He did it, he did it, he did it, he did it, he did it
And with delight, child

Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu
Last night I watched Fu Manchu

Hey!
It's Peter Sellars, not Chris Lee
The one from nineteen-eighty-hee
I know that I shouldn't be picky
I know he's taking the mickey

Did I say that it was funny?
His made-up eyes were funny
And his moustache was so funny
It looked a sight, child

And the world's gonna hear
The whole damn world will hear
Yes, everybody will hear
Will hear, will hear, will hear, will hear, will hear,
From me again

Fu Manchu
Fu Manchu
(repeat till the world hears from him again...)