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Song Parodies -> "The Poddy Song"
Original Song Title:
"The Rodeo Song"
Original Performer:
Gary Lee and the Showdowns
Parody Song Title:
"The Poddy Song"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
Well it's ninety above
And I don't give a fuck
Got an AC in my truck
And I'm off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well it's ninety above
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck
'Cause I'm off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
And I don't give a fuck
Got an AC in my truck
And I'm off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well it's ninety above
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a fuck
'Cause I'm off to the toilet bowl
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his pecker in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's Charmin to the left
And Cleanax to the right
C'mon you fucking dummy
Get your right step right
Get off the pot you goddamn goof y'know
Piss me off
You fucking jerk
Get on my nerves
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Very close to the original, at least as much as I could understand the original lyrics. I like issuing challenges for stuff I don't feel qualified or inspired to write, so here's another song from the same era (the final days of the 45): "She Ran Off With Buck". For only the most daring parodists. And be sure to use a pseudonym.
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