You are the girl who's now representing
the criminal office of President Trump
Trump is ecstatic; He thinks you're fantastic:
Bulls#its; tells lies; Blonde hair; More lies
You're all-Republican, the Trumpies all said so

You'll say any kind of crazy thing, wouldn't you, Kayleigh?
You'll say any kind of crazy thing, wouldn't you, Kayleigh?
Since you haven't got a brain,
things you can't explain all sound so insane.
And that's why you're failing

Her head's full of bubbles, she's blonde and petite!
She looks like she doesn't get too much to eat!
When she meets the Press Corps, she looks like a French whore.
Short dress, high shoes....
She's payin' her dues.....
She feels so comfortable when she goes on Fox News....

she's said many of your strangest things
hasn't she, Donny?
she's said many of your strangest things
hasn't she, Donny?
She's got nothing left to gain....
Her ignorance is plain
The person we should blame....is probably her mommy

She's gotten bold now;
She lies every day.
Trump gives her buckets of bulls#it to say!
When she feels she's cornered, then 'I don't know' sounds good --
Far right, So wrong!
Let's make....her GONE!
She's such a bimbo and we can't help but hate her.....
She's like a pimple on the ass of of our nation
And all the Trumpie boys would like to "inflate" her.....
She's keeps embarassing the Administration

When she's no longer Press Secretary
Where will they send her?
She is favored by the GOP
they will defend her
She'll get called some awful names
(for) making foolish claims
getting all the blame
just like Sarah Sanders.