Dude, what happened in Vegas?
Stuff went down in Vegas
Wh-wh-what went down in Vegas?
Down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas
Down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas
Down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas
Down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas, down in Vegas (eh-eh)

This is like that "Hangover" schlock

Let's see, I woke up naked on the hotel bathroom floor
I hope that it's the one that I booked four days before
There's a tattoo on my arse for a sports team I don't care for
Just makes me think: what the hell happened in Vegas?
Did I hit the bar and drink all the booze?
Are these painted toenails the result of some dare?
There's a cork up my nose, where's the damn Panadol?
Guess my brain hurts cause of what happened in Vegas

Things in Vegas stay in Vegas, stay in Vegas
What the hell'd I do in Vegas, down in Vegas?
Hope those antics stay in Vegas, oh-oh-oh down in Vegas
What the hell happened in Vegas?
What's in Vegas stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas
Crap I got up to in Vegas, down in Vegas
Hope that it all stays in Vegas, oh-oh-oh down in Vegas (ey)

I look around the hotel room but what's this crap I see?
A rubber raft, a pommel horse and seven clockwork teeth
A pair of gloves that smell of butts, some crates of cheap-ish plonk
And in the middle there's some girl who's kinda sloshed
Got a perfect arse, hang on, get a grip here
I've got dots to connect, so don't just stop and stare
Quite the weird situation, ev'ry part is wrong
I've got to solve this riddle: what the hell happened in Vegas?

Crazy things happen in Vegas, crazy Vegas
Work out what I did in Vegas, down in Vegas
I sure hope this stays in Vegas, oh-oh-oh down in Vegas
What the hell happened in Vegas?
Things in Vegas stay in Vegas, stay in Vegas
Kinda went crazy in Vegas, crazy Vegas
Note to self: stay outta Vegas, oh-oh-oh outta Vegas
What the hell happened in Vegas? Tell me!

[instrumental where I go nuts trying to work out what I did last night]

Tell me, how'd I get this traffic cone thing?
Tell me, how'd I find this aeroplane wing?
Tell me, how'd I get this gold wedding ring?
Ho-ow, ho-ow, ho-o-o-o-o-ow
Tell me, how'd I find this pack of golf tees?
Tell me, how'd I get this sycamore tree?
Tell me, how'd I find this big nest of bees?
How'd I get this crap in Vegas?

All this crap happened in Vegas, down in Vegas
Total madness here in Vegas, here in Vegas
Better not spread outta Vegas, oh-oh-oh outta Vegas
Stuff in Vegas stays in Vegas, stays in Vegas
Think I lost my mind in Vegas, crazy Vegas
Sure made my mark here in Vegas, oh-oh-oh here in Vegas
What the hell happened in Vegas? Tell me!

Crazy Vegas