A constant joke that I hate to see
'Cause it makes no sense to me
The people cringe, become untethered
When any post or tweet
Finds its way into their vision
Breaks the void with one bad word
Always met with such derision
But I keep failing to see harm

They always freak, to me "moist" is just a word
Oh-oh, oh
Such a weird scene, to me "moist" is just a word
Oh-oh, oh

Why's it so wrong? Can't work it out
No-one will say to me
Why it's so vile, they only fill my feed
With gifs of folks melty
Why? I don't get that reaction
To me "moist" is just a word, oh-oh, buddy
I would understand the madness
If it was a slur 'cause those harm

But this is weak, to me "moist" is just a word (to me "moist" is just a word)
Oh-oh, oh
"Makes my brain bleed!" To me "moist" is just a word (hey, hey, hey, yeah-eah-eah)
Oh-oh, oh

Overreaction is crazy (ooh-wah, ooh-wah)
Not an assault on your mind (on your mind)
Hear it and think "that cake's tasty" (ooh-wah, ooh-wah)
"Think of sex fluids"? That can't be right (oh-oh, oh)

Such a weird meme, to me "moist" is just a word (hey, hey, hey)
Oh-oh, oh (hey)
These people freak (hey, hey), to me "moist" is just a word (I haven't stabbed you, just said "moist")
Oh-oh, oh (I haven't shanked you, just said "moist")
It's not obscene, to me "moist" is just a word (you're very mad)
Oh-oh, oh (so, so very mad)
Calm down, you dweebs (hey, hey), to me "moist" is just a word (hey, hey, hey)
Oh-oh, oh (hey, hey, hey, yeah-eah-eah)
Sit back and breathe (take-take a seat), to me "moist" is just a word (take-take-take a seat)
Oh, baby