Song Parodies -> "Hungry Eyes by Eric Cartman"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Eyes"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Hungry Eyes by Eric Cartman"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I thought it was funny that the singer's name sounds remotely similar to the name of one of the South Park characters. So I wondered what if Eric Cartman were to sing this song instead.

I'm a small boy from South Park.
I've fed Scott chili with parents inside.
I have no dad and I start to cry.
Don't say I'm fat.
Or I'll really kill you guys.

With these hungry eyes!
I will kick you in the
nuts by surprise!
I've got hungry eyes!
You know I only laugh when Kenny dies!

I say "Screw you guys I'm going home!"
Then aliens came to Earth with a probe.

Kyle. Butters.
You know that I hate those guys!

With these hungry eyes!
I will kick you in the
nuts by surprise!
I've got hungry eyes!
You know I only laugh when Kenny dies!

I've got hungry eyes!
You know that I hate you guys!
With the hungry eyes!
Now go feed me some pastry pies!

My mom is a slut.
I'll eat some Pizza Hut.

With these hungry eyes!
I will kick you in the
nuts by surprise!
I've got hungry eyes!
You know I only laugh when Kenny dies!

I've got hungry eyes!
You know that I hate you guys!
With the hungry eyes!
Now go feed me some pastry pies!

I've got hungry eyes!
You know that I hate you guys!
With my hungry eyes!

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