Song Parodies -> "Last Man Standing"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

"Last Man Standing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

earlier this year, ABC announced the cancellation of Tim Allen's hit sitcom, "Last Man Standing." emphasis on HIT! it was their second highest-rated comedy, and third highest-rated program overall! so what reason did they give for cancelling it? scheduling... uh-huh, sure, ABC, we buy that... with the majority of television today being a platform for the left, Tim Allen's right-wing politics, including being a Trump supporter, AND Tim Allen's character in the show being written as a positive, Republican character, had absolutely nothing to do with it... at all! please enjoy...

you could never know what it's like
to have your views constantly shut down by lies
'cause it's an old and tired lie that you have used
that lie about the schedule, it's just a bad excuse

and did you think, you fools, that you had won?
well listen here, the nightmare has just begun
'cause your intolerance, will end you one day
because everyone knows it pulled in ratings, now just fade away!

I'm Talkin' Last Man Standing, Better Than Most Shows On Air
But Ol' Tim Allen Got Fired, For Saying What No One Dared
Last Man Standing, Though With Ratings, High
Didn't Fit Media's Lib'ral Bias, So You Said Bye-Bye

Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

now, you can't be a republican
they treat you like you are anti-american
the choice was made, 'cause Allen supports Trump
and if you think no one can see it, you can just kiss my rump!

I Mean, Last Man Standing, Better Than Most Shows On Air
But Ol' Tim Allen Got Fired, For Saying What No One Dared
Lib'ral Bias, Has You Hypnotized!
On Youtube, Too! Diamond & Silk Have Been Demonetized!

Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

And I Mean It, Last Man Standing's Better Than Most Shows On Air
But, Surprise! Allen Was Fired, For Saying What No One Dared
Your Trump Hatred's Made You All So Blind
Only Liberals Should Have A Voice, In All Your Feeble Minds!

Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
Last Man Standing, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Last Man Standing... (fade out.)

now we know what ABC really stands for, Anything But Conservative!
thanks for reading!

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Claude Prez - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment

I usually steer clear of the tribalist political stuff but this was well-written and makes a valid point so well done; kinda weird seeing Trump's name in a parody that's actually NOT making fun of him though

Craig Allen - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment

^ what are you, some liberal left-wing nutjob who voted for Crooked Hillary or Crazy Bernie? Jonathan has done a great job once again! Three fives for a winner, NOT a loser!

Rob Arndt - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment

Jon, you're all-Right in my book! 555!

Ben - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment

You write a fine parody, Jonathan! It's Huuuge!

Jonathan - November 10, 2017 - Report this comment

Claude - thank ya! check out my other political stuff, (usually requested by my folks, who are major Trump-supporters.) and you'll see that I actually grow tired of the constant disrespect thrown at the man. I mean, some of it can be funny, (such as the pre-election SNL debate skits.) but I'm actually a fan thus far, and can't imagine the outrage had a fraction of what's been said/done against Trump, been done against Obama!
Craig - thanks! yeah, Trump won! the sooner people wake up and realize, the better! although, in fairness to Claude, he wasn't exactly disrespectful with his comment. even IF he doesn't like Trump.
Rob - thanks! you're all-right, too!
Ben - thanks! and a bit of an update: I've got some big plans for this Christmas season, here at amiright. so, regarding yours & Dan's recent requests, they should be cropping sometime around the New Year. thanks for your patience, and thanks for the good reviews! :)

Haley - November 11, 2017 - Report this comment

Jonathan, everything you write is gold. Ignore Claude Prez who is an abysmal failure. And thanks for taking requests. You are clearly an asset here not dependent on auto-5 votes by chums :-))

Jonathan's Mom - November 11, 2017 - Report this comment

That's right honey, everything you write is gold and you're a perfect little snowflake and 4 out of the 5 comments you've received on this parody are totally not by the same person desperately trying to hold onto the last person around here he hasn't alienated yet

God I love having no registration system...Rob I think you're onto something here

Agrimorfee - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment

Damn, I loved that show! It's the only sitcom on TV nowadays that I would go out of my way to watch. I didn't hear about the cancellation. You could agree or disagree with its politics but still be entertained. That's a shame. A sincere 555 from me, because I give my 555s to parodies that deserve them (even if the rating system has been corrupted by unscrupulous narcissists).

Jonathan - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment

^ many thanks, mate! and yeah, back in May I think, it was announced. ABC was so eager to pull the show, that they couldn't even wait to pull the episodes off of On-Demand! needless to say, I don't watch much ABC these days...

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