Was there a time you were called on to chair a planning phase?
And listening to discussions
Became challenging when people’s voices raised
Did you tire from the drone and almost drift off to la la land?
And with the words of some old codger
You weren’t spared and made to more than understand


Hear ‘em talk, hear ‘em talk
Talking ‘bout ad hocs
When all votes are locked
You want to tune out, and watch the clock


You want to take a snooze (No-No-No-NO!)
Just find a mental crutch (mental crutch)
When all votes are locked
Ad hocs say too much


If some blow hard is blathering too much UH... to make it clear
With every syllable you wince
And you’re wishing that he would just disappear
You stick it out - biding your time - trying not to lose your head
But you feel so trapped that you could burst
You’ve suffered through enough you’re seeing red


Just...
Let ‘em squawk, let ‘em squawk
Talking ‘bout ad hocs
When all votes are locked
You want to go home, and get your glock


I can’t believe this ruse (whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah)
What is this banal futz? (banal futz)
When all votes are locked
You know, ad hocs drive men nuts


Ad hocs, can say
Ad hocs, can say
Ad hocs, can say (aaaaah!)
Ad hocs, can say too much




Just...
Let ‘em balk, let ‘em balk
Talking ‘bout ad hocs
When all votes are locked
You wish they could think, outside the box


Who’s putting on the schmooze (Well, well, well, well)
Who is this anal putz? (anal putz)
When all votes are locked
You know, ad hocs drive men nuts




When all votes are locked
You know, ad hocs say too much (oh la la la) (oh la la la)
When every single vote is locked
Ad hocs say too much
When every single vote is locked
Ad hocs say too much
When every single vote is locked
Ad hocs say too much
When all votes are locked
Ad hocs say too much