I never thought I could eat enough
And when I climb those stairs I huff and puff.
I'm packing on calories day and night,
Blood pressure so high I could fly a kite.
My Doctor says eat right or I'll die young,
Fruits and veggies, talk about tough love.
Now I don't want no gym membership.
And I won't sit around and lick my lips.

Cause I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
If I wanna diet I'll smoke crack.
I wanna have it my way with a six pack.
Cause I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat. Oh yeah.

Why can't Richard Simmons understand?
I love Doritos don't want no helping hand.
Don't need to have you watching over me.
You look so skinny have some cottage cheese.

And I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
Good night rolled oats good morning Bic Mac.
Little Debby gave me a pat on the back.
But I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
Yes I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
That Pillsbury Dough boy knows where its at.
And those Keebler Elves laid out the welcome mat.
Cause I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat. Oh yeah.

Oh, and if I wanna spread that margarine its no crime.
I'm overweight who needs warning signs?
If I wanna stuff my face with no end in sight,
Well, what's a little extra cellulite?

Cause I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
Please dig my grave while I have a snack.
Now who's afraid of a little heart attack?
But I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat.
Yes I just wanna eat that food with trans fat.
That Pillsbury Dough boy knows where its at.
And those Keebler Elves laid out the welcome mat.
Cause I just wanna eat that food with Trans fat. Oh yeah.

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna...eat that food with Trans fat. Oh yeah.
It's not so bad.