Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Lighting My Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Lighting My Farts"

Parody Written by:

cbetofop

The Lyrics

Don't go lighting my farts
I could if I really tried
Oh Honey you'd get breathless
I've eaten food that is fried

Don't go lighting my farts
Take inflate out of me
Honey when I blow out the floor
I also go for a pee

Ooh Hoo I knew that I'd farted
Cos' I dare not not cough
In case I let off
Ooh Hoo I couldn't control it
Right from the start
I lit all my farts
Oh ho I lit all my farts

So don't go lighting my farts
I won't go lighting your farts
Don't go lighting my farts

And nobody lit them
'Cause my pants I had split them
And now it's too late baby
Oh I think I have shit them!!

So don't you source an ignition
You put the fart in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
you set my stinkers alight

So don't go lighting my farts
I won't go lighting your farts

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Below Average Dave - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Don't worry-I won't light your farts, but hopefully these 5s will help diminish the stench.

Poopie Long Stocking - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Hey! Great parody of one of Elton's biggest hits of the 70s! And it's about one of my favourite subjects too! It gets poopie's highest vote, which is 5,5,5!!

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment

What about Kiki Dee? Her names is not in the artist line?

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