Do you remember what it was like?
The media coverage and all the hype
And that cold lonely landscape with a greyish hue
The 'astronauts' all dressed up hiding behind those masks they use

And they did think they fooled us, it's a sin
Well hear me out, I'm telling you all again
I've got a taste for truth in a simple way
And you need to know the moon landing was a conspiracy

Don't you know
There was no moon landing - they were just having a kid
Put out by joking hoaxsters, to make us think that's what they did
No moon landing - not at any time
And the pieces of 'moon' rock were just stones that we all could find

No Moon Landing No No No!
No Moon Landing No No No!

They paid a lot of cash to Buzz Aldrin
To keep his mouth shut and play the game
The pix they showed were models painted brown
And then the media circus simply took the show to town

There was no moon landing - they were just having a kid
Put out by joking hoaxsters, to make us think that's what they did
No moon landing - not at any time
And the pieces of 'moon' rock were just stones that we all could find

No Moon Landing No No No!
No Moon Landing No No No!