Song Parodies -> "Stockard Channing"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

"Stockard Channing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You could never know what it's like
A victim of the number painter's nice
And she was Betty Rizzo in the movie Grease
You'll wind up like that darn Dan,the little boy pink you see

And did you think this fool could never win
In The West Wing,she's coming back again
She's got a taste of hate in a goofball way
What if you want to know that Stockard Channing can ruin your day

Don't you know Stockard Channing? Are you getting sick?
Looking like a weird survivor,feeling like an ugly kid
Stockard Channing,can't stand her this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without her on my mind

Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah

Once I never could hope to win
You're acting just like her,acting dumb again
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
And if your life was just a circus don't be a clown for now

You know,Stockard Channing's better than John Travolta
Looking like a crazy dancer,feeling like she's out of luck
Stockard Channing,can't stand her this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without her on my mind

Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah

Don't you know Stockard Channing? Are you getting sick?
Looking like a weird survivor,feeling like an ugly kid
Stockard Channing,can't stand her this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without her on my mind

Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
Stockard Channing yeah yeah yeah
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lebeiw15 - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahaha.. the title alone made me laugh. Great song.

Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

To paraphrase Al Gore, "That's the First Lady you're talking about, pinhead!"

Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Eh, this was not a song-subject that one could do *3* verses about...and it shows.

Probably Smarter Than You - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, Agri...I know you're trying to be funny...or perhaps you really think its fitting...but...you should really drop the "Simon Cowell" bit. Simon, though brutally honest, is actually almost always RIGHT...you, on the other hand...aren't. Take a step down, pal. I have never actually made it through one of Tokusou's parodies...but I found this one to be refreshing and quite clever.

not as dumb as you - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

agri's right, hardly made it thru one verse, not a good song

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