Ah-ow!
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh, yeah-heah, oh, yeah-eah-eah
Hmmm, so

There she goes to pose the question
Pause, then says "Who's this coffee?"
Plain misplaced or brand new liquid
Either way, it's "Who's this coffee?"
I could correct the grammar but that would be rude
Because as a barista, she's got pressure
To always keep her smile, no matter who gets vile

"Who's coffee?" she said, the line doesn't look her way
Coffee, it's fresh, must be someone's brew
"Who's coffee?" she said, I hope it doesn't go to waste
That would be a shame, not right
Whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh, oh yeah

Must make sure a-that no-one leaves it
Hear her say "Who's this coffee?"
Has no name, that's way too easy
Hear her say "Who's this coffee?"
No hints that she could give, that's gotta suck for her
No way to tell what went into that liquid
Might smell some choc'late but that's kinda all she's got

"Who's coffee?" she said while trying to count some change
Coffee, still fresh, can't dump that hot brew
"Who's coffee?" she said while juggling some donut trays
Still requesting

Oh, "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?", oh, ho-oh, ho-oh, no
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?", oh no, n-no, n-no, can no-one hear it?
"Who's coffee?" she said in hopes that someone near can claim
And therefore, they'll pay (girl still works)

Still gets slammed with her work, not right (girl still works)
No rest (it's)
It's so rude that no-one near her
Says a word, know they can hear her

Who-o, who-o, who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
"Who's this coffee?"

There she goes, she's almost crying
When she says "Who's this-who-who's this"

"Who's coffee?" she said, sparked my little, stupid brain
Coffee? I did come here for one, true
"Who's coffee?" she said, oh god, is it mine? Hang on, wait
Mine's right here, okay

"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (oh, I bet there's still red on my face)
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (would be the worst, ah-ah-ah, yeah-eah-heah)
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (oh-oh-oh)
Come on, you assholes, claim your drink today
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (oh-oh, I can't believe it)
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (is it somebody's who's still peeing?)
"Who's coffee?" (she said) "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (I bet that they will raise some hell)
When it's found cold there
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (oh-oh-oh, ho-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh)
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (no, no, no, this isn't fun)
"Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" "Who's coffee?" (coffee, coffee to go, please)
"Who's coffee?"