Well, yo' mama she made you ang-er-y
You do not like de way dat she has fon
She make a few little people happy, oh
But I can see dat she upset her son

She's got a website for de pervies
Wid all de pictures of de t'ings she don
But can you not see dat it was not me
In dat on-line publica-shee-un,

Noooo...

[chorus:]
Didn't grope yo' mama
Nope, yo' mama
Didn't grope yo' mama
'Cause I ain't dat dumb
Didn't grope yo' mama, I'm no
Dope, yo' mama
See de pix at grope-a-gran.com

I hear she make all de golden money
It quite som bus-i-ness dat she begun
While all de odder modder are stony broke
Dis is paying her de penshee-un

Now you ask me 'bout de pic-tu-wers
If I know who dat man in dem be
An' I know it true dat it don't look like you
But it do look a bit like me... Ooooh

Didn't grope yo' mama
Nope, yo' mama
Didn't grope yo' mama
What I do dat for?
Didn't grope yo' mama, she's needs
Soap, yo' mama
And yo' mama she is ninety-four

She wearing suspenders and de fishnet tights
And de t'igh-high steeletto boot
If it wasn't for de inch-deep wrinkles
Dey might say yo' mama radder cute

If she went to de trendy night-club
I t'ink it probable dat she would pull
But I tell you why dat man he is not I
It physi-logicl'y impossible, hoooo

Didn't grope yo' mama
Nope, yo' mama
Didn't grope yo' mama
She is not my type
Didn't grope yo' mama, not a
Hope, yo' mama
And yo' mama little "over-ripe"

Even de preacher who work for Jesus
De Archbishop's in a picture too
It beyond good taste, de t'ing is a disgrace
An' I cannot repeat de t'ing dey do

You tellin' her you so annoyed wid yo' mama
You sayin' you want her to stop
But dis might amuse: de joke it is on youse
Because de pictures is all Photoshops, oh!

Didn't grope yo' mama
Nope, yo' mama
Didn't grope yo' mama
She is not my pal
Didn't grope yo' mama, who's de
Dope, yo' mama
'Cause yo' mama not dat kind o' gal